mr. paulo

You have six months, Nike.

You have six months, Nike.

Being selfish doesn’t mean being mean and being self centered all the time, it is just that you want to prioritize yourself and give yourself some time. 

Everybody been saying you will be better, don’t worry, and its all fine but its nah. 

dismemberd:

it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything

getting too deep.

(via pandakatakawan)

I’m insensitive,
I say what my heart says.
Sorry if you get hurt,
I’m just saying the truth.

Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP

israelmekaniko:

"MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"

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#MedyoJinggoy

Manong: San galing ang 20?

Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.

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#MedyoParanoid

Manong: San yung bente?

Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!

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#MedyoMayabang

Manong: Estudyante?

Pasahero: Mechanical Engineer. 2010 Board Passer.

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#MedyoHarotToTheNthPower

Manong: Estudyante?

Pasahero: Opo. 2nd year high school. Hindi pa nireregla pero may anim na crush na.

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#MedyoDumadamoves

Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?

Pasahero: Dalawa po. Isang manhid at isang nagmamahal ng palihim.

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#MedyoHarotPart2

Manong: San galing?

Pasahero: Nag group study po. Tapos alam niyo ba andun din yung crush ko. Magdamag niya akong tinuruan sa math. Tapos nung nag exam kanina, 0 nakuha ko. Hihi.

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#MedyoDefensive

Manong: San galing?

Pasahero: Nagmotel. 3 hours kami dun. At wag kayong judgmental please. Gumawa lang kami ng loombands.

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#MedyoNakahithitNgPentelpen

Manong: San ang baba ng bente?

Pasahero: Tung-inuhhh!! Naglalakad yung bente!!!! 

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#MedyoHighblood

Manong: San ang baba?

Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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#MedyoEmoH3artZ

Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?

Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

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#MedyoTumaTumblr

Manong: Walang barya?

Pasahero: Yan tayo eh. Sobra sobra na nga ang binigay, pero parang kulang pa rin. Parang pag-ibig…

Galing motel coz gumawa ng loombands.

cramming coz no school tomorrow.

58 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names

  • Petrichor: the way it smells outside after rain.

  • Purlicue: the space between the thumb and forefingers.

  • Wamble: stomach rumbling.

  • Aglet: the plastic coating on a shoelace.

  • Vagitus: the cry of a newborn baby.

  • Glabella: the space between your eyebrows.

  • Chanking: spat-out food.

  • Lunule: the white, crescent shaped part of the nail.

  • Peen: the side opposite the hammer’s striking side.

  • Tines: the prongs on a fork.

  • Souffle cup: a ketchup/condiment cup.

  • Natiform: something that resembles a butt.

  • Phosphenes: the lights you see when you close your eyes and press your hands to them.

  • Nurdle: a tiny dab of toothpaste.

  • Box tent: the table in the middle of a pizza box.

  • Cornicione: the outer part of the crust on a pizza.

  • Barm: the foam on a beer.

  • Rasceta: the lines on the inside of your wrist.

  • Overmorrow: the day after tomorrow.

  • Ferrule: the metal part at the end of a pencil.

  • Punt: the bottom of a wine bottle.

  • Keeper: the loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

  • Minimus: your little toe or finger.

  • Zarf: the cardboard sleeve on a coffee cup.

  • Rectal Tenesmus: the feeling of incomplete defecation.

  • Agraffe: the wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne.

  • Columella nasi: the space between your nostrils.

  • Lemniscate: the infinity symbol.

  • Desire path: a path created by natural means, simply because it is the “shortest or most easily navigated” way.

  • Armscye: the armhole in most clothing.

  • Dysania: the state of finding it hard to get out of the bed in the morning.

  • Collywobbles: butterflies in your stomach.

  • Nibling: the non-gender-specific term for a niece or nephew — like sibling.

  • Griffonage: unreadable handwriting.

  • Paresthesia: that “pins and needles” feeling.

  • Defenestrate: to throw out a window.

  • Muntin: the strip separating window panes.

  • Philtrum: the groove located just below the nose and above the middle of the lips.

  • Snood: the fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey.

  • Vocable: the na na nas and la la las in song lyrics that don’t have any meaning.

  • Tittle: the dot over an “i” or a “j.”

  • Morton’s toe: when your second toe is bigger than your big toe.

  • Crepuscular rays: rays of sunlight coming from a certain point in the sky. AKA what your aunt might have called “God’s rays.”

  • Snellen chart: the chart you look at when you take an eye exam.

  • Crapulence: that sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much.

  • Obelus: the division sign (÷).

  • Ideolocator: a “you are here” sign.

  • Brannock device: the thing they use to measure your feet at the shoe store.

  • Interrobang: what it’s called when you combine a question mark with an exclamation point like this: ?!

  • Mamihlapinatapai: the look shared by two people who both hope the other will offer to do something that they both want but aren’t willing to do.

  • Phloem bundles: those long stringy things you see when peeling a banana.

  • Semantic satiation: what happens when you say a word so long it loses meaning.

  • Octothorpe: the pound (#) button on a telephone.

  • Gynecomastia: man-boobs.

  • Mondegreen: misheard song lyrics.

  • Scurryfunge: the time you run around cleaning frantically right before company comes over.

  • Aphthongs: silent letters.

  • Tmesis: when you separate a word into two for effect. Example: “I AM GOING TO ASBO-FREAKIN’-LUTELY BE THE BEST SCRABBLE PLAYER ON THE PLANET NOW!”

mikanggutom:

sunugin kita. hahaha char

Had raped the play button. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

You can’t tell me that being a man means doing all this task, and being strong all the time. I’m started to thinks that stuff is malarkey, you heard me malarkey! And so maybe I don’t have muscles and hairs in certain places, and sure when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I live it on, cause damn it, Top 40 Hits are on the Top 40 for a reasons, they are catchy. And If you’ll want me to do this really tough horrible thing, well, I guess I’ll never be a man.

This is a safe, nonjudgmental environment. You will just be at the side judging me from one to ten.

Abliguration
\ab*lig`u*ri”tion\ n. 
- Excessive spending on food and drink

Live with lessons, not with regrets.

Pain demands to be felt.

bakit po may mga taong ang dali lang para sa kanila ang mang-iwan? :(

matabangutak:

Tayo lang naman kasi ang nag-iisip na may pake sila pero ang totoo ay wala naman talaga.

Hindi ko mawaring isipin kung ano bang problema para gawin nila ‘to.